Document:Unix (messages d'erreur)

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 [humour]  [Unix]. Parfois, votre shell ne comprend pas tout à fait ce que vous voulez qu'il fasse... (Extrait de Phrack).

  • $ rm meese-ethics
    • rm: meese-ethics nonexistent.
  • $ ar m God
    • ar: God does not exist.
  • $ "How would you rate Quayle's incompetence?
    • Unmatched ".
  • $ ^How did the sex change^ operation go?
    • Modifier failed.
  • $ If I had a (for every $ the Congress spent, what would I have?
    • Too many ('s.
  • $ make love
    • Make: Don't know how to make love. Stop.
  • $ sleep with me
    • bad character.
  • $ got a light?
    • No match.
  • $ man: why did you get a divorce?
    • man: Too many arguments.
  • $ ^What is saccharine?
    • Bad substitute.
  • $ $blow$
    • blow: No such job.
  • $ \(-
    • (-: Command not found.
  • $ PATH=pretending! /usr/ucb/which sense
    • no sense in pretending!
  • $ drink <bottle; opener
    • bottle: cannot open
    • opener: not found.
  • $ mkdir matter; cat > matter
    • matter: cannot create.