Document:Unix (messages d'erreur)

 [humour]  [Unix]. Parfois, votre shell ne comprend pas tout à fait ce que vous voulez qu'il fasse... (Extrait de Phrack).

• $ rm meese-ethics
  • rm: meese-ethics nonexistent.
• $ ar m God
  • ar: God does not exist.
• $ "How would you rate Quayle's incompetence?
  • Unmatched ".
• $ ^How did the sex change^ operation go?
  • Modifier failed.
• $ If I had a (for every $ the Congress spent, what would I have?
  • Too many ('s.
• $ make love
  • Make: Don't know how to make love. Stop.
• $ sleep with me
  • bad character.
• $ got a light?
  • No match.
• $ man: why did you get a divorce?
  • man: Too many arguments.
• $ ^What is saccharine?
  • Bad substitute.
• $ $blow$
  • blow: No such job.
• $ \(-
  • (-: Command not found.
• $ PATH=pretending! /usr/ucb/which sense
  • no sense in pretending!
• $ drink <bottle; opener
  • bottle: cannot open
  • opener: not found.
• $ mkdir matter; cat > matter
  • matter: cannot create.