Document:Unix (messages d'erreur)
Une définition du Jargon Français.
[humour] [Unix]. Parfois, votre shell ne comprend pas tout à fait ce que vous voulez qu'il fasse... (Extrait de Phrack).
- $ rm meese-ethics
- rm: meese-ethics nonexistent.
- $ ar m God
- ar: God does not exist.
- $ "How would you rate Quayle's incompetence?
- Unmatched ".
- $ ^How did the sex change^ operation go?
- Modifier failed.
- $ If I had a (for every $ the Congress spent, what would I have?
- Too many ('s.
- $ make love
- Make: Don't know how to make love. Stop.
- $ sleep with me
- bad character.
- $ got a light?
- No match.
- $ man: why did you get a divorce?
- man: Too many arguments.
- $ ^What is saccharine?
- Bad substitute.
- $ $blow$
- blow: No such job.
- $ \(-
- (-: Command not found.
- $ PATH=pretending! /usr/ucb/which sense
- no sense in pretending!
- $ drink <bottle; opener
- bottle: cannot open
- opener: not found.
- $ mkdir matter; cat > matter
- matter: cannot create.